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TCB: Episode 272


Posted on Mar 17, 2017



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We don't know what dating is like, since we're all old and married... but our favorite cool sitcom character Zach Ryan is here to educate us.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Zach Ryan.

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Length: 57m 13s

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TCB: Episode 271


Posted on Mar 10, 2017



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Anthony Carboni drops by for a Snakequake update, Andi Gutierrez reflects on handling social media for major brands, and we debate whether we'd rather spend the night on an inflatable mattress or inside a haunted school bus.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Anthony Carboni and Andi Gutierrez.

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Length: 1h 5m 25s

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TCB: Episode 270


Posted on Mar 03, 2017



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The always-positive Jared Petty joins us once again to reminisce about the random grab-bag of treasures that was the physical video rental store.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 7m 33s

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TCB: Episode 269


Posted on Feb 24, 2017



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Our pal Marty Sliva definitely has some first-hand experience with a particular kind of snake on a plane.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 1h 3m 37s

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TCB: Episode 268


Posted on Feb 17, 2017



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Our wonderful friend Jared Petty drops by to share his unbridled optimism in the midst of this stupid, broken world. Also: Horses are scary, body-switching comedies are cool, and circus peanuts suck.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 1m 51s

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TCB: Episode 267


Posted on Feb 10, 2017



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Our pal Mike Drucker drops by to talk about buying games drunk, all the stupid dumb politics, and writing science stuff for Bill Nye.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

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Length: 1h 1m 37s

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TCB: Episode 266


Posted on Feb 03, 2017



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It's time for some fashion tips with the Comedy Button! We're here to tell you what hat goes best with your crushing insecurity, the one time that you don't look fully stupid in shorts, and how many Internet tutorials it takes to tie a tie.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 1h 1m 37s

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TCB: Episode 265


Posted on Jan 27, 2017



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Don't look behind the curtain of the fun things that you enjoy, unless you want to be scarred for life like us!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 8m 25s

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TCB: Episode 264


Posted on Jan 20, 2017



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Fun fact: Even the most awful and idiotic creations on Earth can, against all rational odds, garner at least a few fans. Yes, that's right... some of us really liked GoBots when we were young and stupid.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 5m 45s

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TCB: Episode 263


Posted on Jan 13, 2017



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It's just another week at the Comedy Button... which means we're counting down our favorite Kevin James movies (spoiler: it's none of them), being haunted by the ghost of Luther Vandross, and coming up with much better names for all the Lion King characters.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 5m 58s

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TCB: Episode 262


Posted on Jan 06, 2017



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Guess which number is higher: The number of bad movies we forced our parents to take us to see as kids, or the number of food items that Ryan has successfully made during his three-and-some-change decades on planet Earth.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 7m 56s

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TCB: 5-Year Anniversary Special


Posted on Dec 30, 2016



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It's our five-year (OK, TECHNICALLY five-year and 2.5-month, give us a break) anniversary special, and we've put together a selection of the podcast's most hilarious stories from some of our favorite guests. Have a laugh at some of our best moments... or, if you're new around here, this is an awesome sampling of what you've been missing.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Anthony Carboni, Jack DeVries, Mike Drucker, Mitch Dyer, Andrew Goldfarb, Ryan McCaffrey, Greg Miller, Colin Moriarty, Jared Petty, Zach Ryan, Dan Ryckert, Adam Sessler, Marty Sliva, and Jackie Talbott.

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Length: 1h 17m 35s

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TCB: Episode 261


Posted on Dec 23, 2016



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The Winter Bear is here to help you ring in the holidays! Time for some festive manscaping, dumb '90s toys, and some of the the worst trading cards ever brought to market.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 54s

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TCB: Episode 260


Posted on Dec 16, 2016



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Max gets something off his chest -- literally.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 11m 8s

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TCB: Episode 259


Posted on Dec 09, 2016



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In true kidult fashion, Max had his big 30th birthday party in fabulous Las Vegas, and it was... pretty much the most depressing thing ever.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 13m 7s

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TCB: Episode 258


Posted on Dec 02, 2016



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Marty Sliva guest-hosts to help us figure out the science of ghost-busting. And, yes, given the show that you're listening to, "ghost-busting" means exactly what you think it means.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 1h 6m 12s

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TCB: Episode 257


Posted on Nov 25, 2016



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Forties: How do they work? Gin: Satan's gasoline? Fast food: What are our top fives? Yep, we only ask the hard questions here.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guests Jared Petty and Dan Ryckert.

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Length: 1h 11m 2s

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TCB: Episode 256


Posted on Nov 18, 2016



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We have some hot cuck theories to share, you guys. Also, breaking news: You probably shouldn't use that word, because it turns out that only the most awful people use it.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 1h 3m 5s

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TCB: Episode 255


Posted on Nov 11, 2016



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This week, we envision a futuristic theme park where racists can act out their most ignorant fantasies, discuss Max and Brian's trip to New York, suggest healthy recipes for an ogre diet, and do possibly the world's worst impression of Jon Voight.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 12m 29s

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TCB: Episode 254


Posted on Nov 04, 2016



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Who's your favorite tennis player? Ours is Anaconda Kournikova.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 6m 20s

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TCB: Episode 253


Posted on Oct 28, 2016



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What's our favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn? Were the Gobots really that bad? Who would play us in a Comedy Button movie? What were the best USA Network shows, BESIDES Burn Notice? Yes, these are the burning questions.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 3m 24s

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TCB: Episode 252


Posted on Oct 21, 2016



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Hey, pro tip for life: DON'T HAVE A WEDDING ON A HOLIDAY WEEKEND. We promise, your friends and family definitely don't like you that much.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 6m 44s

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TCB: Episode 251


Posted on Oct 14, 2016



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What would our last meal on death row be? You should definitely know better than to ask us a question like that.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 4m 9s

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TCB: Episode 250


Posted on Oct 07, 2016



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It's our quarter-millennium milestone -- and the end of an era, as our pal Anthony rides off into the sunset. It'll be OK, we promise!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 6m 12s

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TCB: Episode 249


Posted on Sep 30, 2016



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Turns out, cereal monsters are the stupidest kinds of monsters, because they don't make any god damned sense.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 7m 27s

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TCB: Episode 248


Posted on Sep 23, 2016



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Good news, everyone: Scott inadvertently figured out how to troll jukebox-equipped bars across the United States, from the comfort of your own homes.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 58m 39s

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TCB: Episode 247


Posted on Sep 16, 2016



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These idiots all think that they can replace Ryan Scott with a Ryan Scott sound board, but YOU CAN'T REPLACE RYAN SCOTT! After all, who would write these episode descriptions?

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 1m 32s

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TCB: Episode 246


Posted on Sep 09, 2016



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We get intimate with our old pal Applejack, find some creative uses for a kangaroo pouch, debate the world's scariest cereal mascot, and learn all about Max's experience as a schoolyard witch.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 8m 23s

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TCB: Episode 245


Posted on Sep 02, 2016



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Guest hosts Andrew Goldfarb and Zach Ryan sit in to tell us about the European vacation they went on with Brian.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guests Andrew Goldfarb and Zach Ryan.

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Length: 1h 11m 33s

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TCB: Episode 244


Posted on Aug 26, 2016



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Get ready for our hot new sitcom, "Curiosity: The Mars Robot." Or maybe "Mars: The Curiosity Robot." We don't actually know how TV works.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 8m 13s

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