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TCB: Episode 358


Posted on Nov 09, 2018



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Best He-Man character? Worst superpower? Least bad James Bond? We tackle 2018's key issues.

Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 56m 8s

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TCB: Episode 357


Posted on Nov 02, 2018



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It's our November after-Halloween spooktacular, with guest host Jack DeVries on-hand to talk candy mascots and help us figure out which movie monsters are the best at bangin' out.

Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 59m 31s

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TCB: Episode 356


Posted on Oct 26, 2018



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Sbarro sucks, Large Marge is (still) terrifying, and Scott can definitely be bribed to let himself be attacked by birds for an entire night.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 58m 16s

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TCB: Episode 355


Posted on Oct 19, 2018



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In this episode, we learn some fascinating facts about Taco Bell, edible panties, Amazin' Fruit, and the time that Brian got so excited for Home Alone 2 that he broke a window.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 3m 54s

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TCB: Episode 354


Posted on Oct 12, 2018



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Welcome to the Comedy Button, a podcast full of old people who go to sad dad rock shows, get migraines all the time, and remember when prank phone calls were a thing.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 12m 16s

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TCB: Episode 352


Posted on Sep 28, 2018



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Hey, Anthony's back for a totally rat-ical guest appearance! Since we last saw our old partner in crime, he got hitched, got some rats, lost some rats, got some other rats, got a catheter for one of those rats, and got a how-to book for being a rat doctor. You might say he's now the rat king.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

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Length: 1h 10m 25s

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TCB: Episode 351


Posted on Sep 21, 2018



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It's time for our annual Comedy Button Awards, honoring the best movies of 1995. Also, we make fun of Rip Torn, and nerd out about prank call albums.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 5m 8s

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TCB: Episode 350


Posted on Sep 14, 2018



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For our 350th episode extravaganza, we fight sea creatures, play a fun game of "Would You Fellate Cthulhu?," and wince in pain as Ryan attempts to explain how he would plan our birthday parties.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 54m 42s

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TCB: Episode 349


Posted on Sep 07, 2018



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An oral history of Lunchables, as told by the Comedy Button.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 58m 14s

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TCB: Episode 348


Posted on Aug 31, 2018



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Ryan is back from his month-long exile to the chicken nugget factory, just in time to answer life's difficult questions about Ninja Turtles tattoos.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 55m 1s

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TCB: Episode 347


Posted on Aug 24, 2018



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Greetings from the RAM RANCH!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.

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Length: 1h 7m 41s

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TCB: Episode 346


Posted on Aug 17, 2018



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Mrs. Scoville herself joins us to reflect on the big wedding day.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.

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Length: 1h 19m 36s

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TCB: Episode 345


Posted on Aug 10, 2018



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We have a record TWO WOMEN on our dumb idiot podcast this week, so of course we have to talk to them about Ninja Turtles and werewolves.

Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 1h 10m 12s

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TCB: Episode 344


Posted on Aug 03, 2018



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This week, we figured it would be a good idea to design a tattoo for Ryan, figure out how to get him to eat weird exotic food, and stoke the fire of his eternal war with "film critic" Harry Knowles.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 7m 41s

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TCB: Episode 343


Posted on Jul 27, 2018



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Who got the final rose at Max Scoville's The Bachelor party? Turns out, it was booze and Saturday morning cartoons.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 25s

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TCB: Episode 342


Posted on Jul 20, 2018



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Let's give it up to Spider-Man for starring in one of the best and worst games ever created by human beings on planet Earth.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 59m 13s

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TCB: Episode 341


Posted on Jul 13, 2018



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Look out, Roger Federer -- secret tennis expert Ryan Scott is coming to take your job and all your sponsorships.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 38s

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TCB: Episode 340


Posted on Jul 06, 2018



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We've got some awesomely stupid plans for Max's bachelor party (and some even stupider ones that we ultimately didn't go with!).

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 45s

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TCB: Episode 339


Posted on Jun 29, 2018



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This week, Brian gets a good, healthy head start on embarrassing his daughter in front of all her school friends, with the story of her birth. Also: BRIAN'S A DAD NOW! How crazy is that!?

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 6m 36s

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TCB: Episode 338


Posted on Jun 22, 2018



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We've got some hot takes on Hot Topic, Brian cherishes his final pre-fatherhood moments, and we debate which cereal mascots are the most bangable.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 55s

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TCB: Episode 337


Posted on Jun 15, 2018



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April is back this week to dish on Ryan's love affair with NCIS, and work out the mystery of her father-in-law's inability to understand how to order food at Chipotle.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest April Gibson.

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Length: 1h 40s

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TCB: Episode 336


Posted on Jun 08, 2018



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Scientists found a dinosaur, a TV network found a conscience, and we found more Taft facts.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 25s

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TCB: Episode 335


Posted on Jun 01, 2018



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Have we ever missed a flight? How does Ryan feel about corn? Have any of us ever had an animal attached to our genitals? Who thought square pizza was a good idea? Would we eat a pizza shaped like America? We attempt to answer some of these questions, among others.

Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 59m 47s

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TCB: Episode 334


Posted on May 25, 2018



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This week, the love of Ryan's life joins us to corroborate the fact that he is a terrible cook, shed some light on their home life, and recount a near-fatal brush with an angry school of Swedish Fish.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest April Gibson.

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Length: 58m 7s

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TCB: Episode 333


Posted on May 18, 2018



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We bet you we can guess the plot of a stupid talking animal movie from the '80s, just from looking at the poster. BONUS SEGMENT: essential Old West train robbery tips, from local expert Jared Petty!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 10m 48s

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TCB: Episode 332


Posted on May 11, 2018



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This week, we answer one of the most awful hypothetical questions that's even been posed to this show.

Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 1h 5m 44s

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TCB: Episode 331


Posted on May 04, 2018



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We're joined once again by our old friend Jack to discuss awful lurid things like looking at porn, hiding porn, our favorite porn, porn pet peeves, and if we'll ever be embarrassed by stuff we talk about on this show (like porn). This is what happens when we crowdsource topics from our horrible Facebook group.

Starring Scott Bromley and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 1h 26s

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TCB: Episode 330


Posted on Apr 27, 2018



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Our pal Seth Macy gives us the inside scoop on living in Maine: The Stephen King State, the eldritch horror of relaxing island life, running a fake news site, and why he paid $600 to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 in theaters.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Seth Macy.

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Length: 1h 13m 26s

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TCB: Episode 329


Posted on Apr 20, 2018



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This week, we discuss the sexiest movies of all time according to clickbait robots, awful reality shows, guilty pleasures, problematic faves, and dogs. Look, we let Ryan host again, so it's a big mess.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 1h 9m 42s

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TCB: Episode 328


Posted on Apr 13, 2018



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Our pal Kristin joins us once again to regale us with sordid tales of finding love in Left 4 Dead, awful public transportation encounters, an unforgettable Harry Potter bathroom break, and much more.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 1h 6m 10s

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