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Animal News Network #11


Posted on Jan 16, 2016



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Finally, all of the animals have been arrested for their fur-crimes.

Zoo Constables: John Mcinturff, Karl Germanovich, Trevor Ballerstein, Andrew Rogers, Ben Sawyer, Jay Ellis-James, Robert Dawson, Matt Schottroff, John Skinner, Paula Schultz, Kurtis Hruska, David Hay, Dale Mulcahy, Laura K Buzz, Jamie Gordon, Gorkem Guduk, and Don Grote.

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Animal News Network #10


Posted on Jan 09, 2016



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There's nothing in the rule book that says animal can't be in the news. Welcome to Animal News.

Real-life Animorphs: Ben Sawyer, Trevor Ballerstein, Don Grote, Gorkem Guduk, Jamie Gordon, Laura K Buzz, Dale Mulcahy, Adam Bond, Andrew Rogers, David Hay, Kurtis Hruska, Paula Schultz, John Skinner, and Matt Schottroff.

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Animal News Network #9


Posted on Oct 24, 2015



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The Wandering Moose has all the latest gossip from the tri-state area.

Cobb salads provided by: Adam Bond, Alex Oldhouser, Andrew Rogers, Ben Sawyer, Brent Allen, Dale Mulcahy, David Hay, Don Grote, Gorkem Guduk, Jamie Gordon, Jess Hensley, John Skinner, Kurtis Hruska, Kyle Layland, Laura Kate, Mande Zierath, Matt Schottroff, Paula Schultz, and Trevor Ballerstein.

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Animal News Network #8


Posted on Oct 13, 2015



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All is fair in love and war, including being mauled by exotic beasts.

We will never forget these fallen heroes: Adam Bond, Alex Oldhouser, Andrew Rogers, Ben Sawyer, Brent Allen, Dale Mulcahy, David Hay, Don Grote, Gorkem Guduk, Jamie Gordon, Jus Hensley, John Skinner, Kurtis Hruska, Kyle Leland, Laura Kate, Mande Zierath, Matt Schottroff, Paula Schultz, and Trevor Ballerstein.

Thanks to all our $75.00+ patrons who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of August 2015! We love you!


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TEEN ZONE #10: Shrooms


Posted on Oct 02, 2015



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Ever eat a scary drug that's shaped like a real weird dick? Yeah right on, me neither.

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Animal News Network #7


Posted on Sep 19, 2015



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What's YOUR spirit animal? Well, if you're one of our Patreon backers, this video will tell you.

A very warm namaste and a round of thank yous to our very special someones: Adam Bond, Alex Oldhouser, Ben Sawyer, Brent Allen, Dale Mulcahy, David Hay, Don Grote, Gorkem Guduk, Jamie Gordon, John Skinner, Kurtis Hruska, Kyle Layland, Laura Kate, Mande Zierath, Michael Taylor, Paula Schultz, and Trevor Ballerstein.

Thanks to all our $75.00+ patrons who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of July 2015! We love you!


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Nightmare Fuel #11: Confucius Family Liquor


Posted on Sep 18, 2015



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Welcome to Nightmare Fuel, the show in which Brian Altano drinks horrible alcoholic concoctions that shouldn't have ever been invented, let alone consumed by humans. This episode, Max Scoville brings Brian some Pan-Asian pain in the form of "Confucius Family Liquor" and a cummy bird's nest soda.

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Nightmare Fuel #10: Rotwein Punsch


Posted on Sep 01, 2015



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Welcome to Nightmare Fuel, the show in which Brian Altano drinks horrible alcoholic concoctions that shouldn't have ever been invented, let alone consumed by humans. Brian is joined by special guests/masochists Max Scoville and Bill Zoeker. This time, they're drinking German Christmas poison.

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Animal News Network #6


Posted on Aug 12, 2015



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We are sad to announce that a number of our backers on Patreon have all died, because of ANIMALS.

A moment of silence for the following gracious patrons: Don Grote, Kyle Layland, Gorkem Guduk, Jamie Gordon, Laura Kate, Dale Mulcahy, Michael Taylor, Adam Bond, Brent Allen, Trevor Ballerstein, David Hay, Evan Martin, Alex Oldhouser, Kurtis Hruska, Paula Schultz, Ahmed Abdullah, and Tyler Westhause.

Thanks to all our $75.00+ patrons who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of June 2015! We love you!


Length: 9m 28s Read more »

Animal News Network #5


Posted on Jul 30, 2015



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We are sad to announce that a number of our backers on Patreon have all died, because of ANIMALS.

A moment of silence for the following gracious patrons: Dale Mulcahy, Jamie Gordon, Don Grote, Brent Allen, Adam Bond, Kyle Layland, Michael Taylor, David Hay, Mande Zierath, Gabriel Alejandro Niño, Trevor Ballerstein, Kurtis Hruska, Laura Kate, Alex Oldhouser, and Evan Martin.

Thanks to all our $75.00+ patrons who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of May 2015! We love you!


Length: 11m 2s Read more »

TEEN ZONE #420


Posted on Jul 29, 2015



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Max Scoville educates you on his favorite time of day.

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Nightmare Fuel #9: Cotton Candy Liqueur


Posted on Jul 15, 2015



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Welcome to Nightmare Fuel, the show in which Brian Altano drinks horrible alcoholic concoctions that shouldn't have ever been invented, let alone consumed by humans. This episode, Brian is joined by Max for a putrid pink party potion, Cotton Candy Liqueur, a French import.

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TEEN ZONE #8: Pets


Posted on Jun 30, 2015



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Welcome back to the TEEN ZONE™! This week, Max is gettin' hassled by the man. Lame old Dad and Officer Carvel Columbus are putting Max in charge of a small animal so they can go to some dumbass community dinner.

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Length: 3m 39s Read more »

Nightmare Fuel #8: Pumpkin Pie Liqueur


Posted on Jun 22, 2015



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Welcome to the Season 2 premiere of Nightmare Fuel, the show in which Brian Altano drinks horrible alcoholic concoctions that shouldn't have ever been invented, let alone consumed by humans. This episode, Brian is joined by Anthony in the tasting of a holiday horror called Fulton's Harvest Pumpkin Pie Cream Liqueur.

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Length: 3m 54s Read more »

Animal News Network #4


Posted on Jun 10, 2015



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We are sad to announce that a number of our backers on Patreon have all died, because of ANIMALS.

A moment of silence for the following gracious patrons: Don Grote, Jamie Gordon, Dale Mulcahy, Adam Bond, Brent Allen, Kyle Layland, Luke Dornbush, Michael Taylor, David Hay, Mande Zierath, Trevor Ballerstein, Gabriel Alejandro Niño, Kurtis Hruska, Mario Miranda, Alex Oldhouser, Francis Duffy, Evan Martin, and Samantha Michaels.

Thanks to all our $75.00+ patrons who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of April 2015! We love you!


Length: 6m 52s Read more »

TEEN ZONE #7: Your Local Library


Posted on May 25, 2015



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Welcome back to the TEEN ZONE™ with your host Max Scoville. Max learns some valuable lessons about libraries, gym class, and female troubles.

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TEEN ZONE #6: Stunts


Posted on May 13, 2015



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Welcome back to the TEEN ZONE™ with your host Max Scoville. Max is rippin' it up and tearin' it down in this action-packed STUNTstravaganza!

Thanks to everyone who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of March 2015! We love you!


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Nightmare Fuel #7: Lil' Krugy: Spawn of Krugman


Posted on May 08, 2015



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Welcome to the seventh episode (and Season 1 finale) of Nightmare Fuel, the show in which Brian Altano drinks horrible alcoholic concoctions that shouldn't have ever been invented, let alone consumed by humans. This episode, Brian guzzles down a milky warm missile from his archenemy, Krügman. Lil Krügy is a sperm-shaped cream liquor, worst served warm.

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Length: 6m 44s Read more »

Animal News Network #3


Posted on May 04, 2015



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We are sad to announce that a number of our backers on Patreon have all died, because of ANIMALS.

A moment of silence for the following gracious patrons: Don Grote, Jamie Gordon, Dale Mulcahy, Keith Poushyk, Adam Bond, Brent Allen, Kyle Layland, Luke Dornbush, Gorkem Guduk, David Hay, Michael Taylor, Mande Zierath, Kurtis Hruska, Gabriel Alejandro Niño, Jamie Gagnon, Kelly, Trevor Ballerstein, Mario Miranda, and Alex Oldhouser.

Thanks to all our $75.00+ patrons who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of March 2015! We love you!


Length: 11m 6s Read more »

Animal News Network #2


Posted on Apr 18, 2015



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We are sad to announce that a number of our backers on Patreon have all died, because of ANIMALS.

A moment of silence for the following gracious patrons: Don Grote, Jamie Gordon, Dale Mulcahy, Keith Poushyk, Adam Bond, Brent Allen, Kyle Layland, Luke Dornbush, Michael Taylor, Mande Zierath, Gabriel Alejandro Niño, Kurtis Hruska, Eric Halverson, Justin Meader, Andrew Loveland, and Trevor Ballerstein.

Thanks to all our $75.00+ patrons who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of February 2015! We love you!


Length: 8m 21s Read more »

Nightmare Fuel #6: Underberg


Posted on Apr 09, 2015



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Welcome to the sixth episode of Nightmare Fuel, the show in which Brian Altano drinks horrible alcoholic concoctions that shouldn't have ever been invented, let alone consumed by humans. This episode, Brian ingests a German herbal digestive called Underberg. This may be the grossest one yet.

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Length: 5m 59s Read more »

TEEN ZONE #5: Home Alone


Posted on Mar 28, 2015



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Welcome back to the TEEN ZONE™ with your host Max Scoville. Mom's gone, so Max is sneakin' some hooch, and peepin' some-- ink blots???

Thanks to everyone who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of February 2015! We love you!


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Nightmare Fuel #5: Buzz Ballz


Posted on Mar 23, 2015



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Welcome to the fifth episode of Nightmare Fuel, the show in which Brian Altano drinks horrible alcoholic concoctions that shouldn't have ever been invented, let alone consumed by humans. This episode, Brian's drink a hat trick of Buzz Ballz; those things you see at the counter of a liquor store and wonder who's sad enough to pay money for them. Rack 'em up!

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Length: 5m 35s Read more »

TEEN ZONE #4: Cooking - How To Do It Real Good


Posted on Mar 14, 2015



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Welcome back to the TEEN ZONE™ with your host Max Scoville. This episode, Max teaches you how to cook yourself a hot teen meal when mom isn't home. If he doesn't go to jail.

Thanks to everyone who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of January 2015! We love you!

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Animal News Network #1


Posted on Mar 10, 2015



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We are sad to announce that a number of our backers on Patreon have all died, because of ANIMALS.

A moment of silence for the following gracious patrons: Tyler Westhause, Mande Zierath, Luke Dornbush, Eric Phelps, Brent Allen, Adam Bond, Keith Poushyk, Michael Taylor, Dale Mulcahy, Jamie Gordon, Gorkem Guduk, Kyle Layland, Don Grote, Trevor Ballerstein, Annie Carlson, Gabriel Alejandro Niño, Andrew Loveland, Justin Meader, Stephen Peddigrew, and Eric Halverson.

Thanks to all our $75.00+ patrons who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of January 2015! We love you!


Length: 6m 38s Read more »

Nightmare Fuel #4: Strawberry Tequila Cocktail


Posted on Feb 13, 2015



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Welcome to the fourth episode of Nightmare Fuel, the show in which Brian Altano drinks horrible alcoholic concoctions that shouldn't have ever been invented, let alone consumed by humans. This episode, he's drinking Original Bartenders' Strawberry Tequila Cocktail. A Mexican cocktail made in Philadelphia, PA? Just don't mix it up with your Pepto-Bismol.

Thanks to everyone who contributed to our Patreon campaign during the month of January 2015! We love you!


Length: 4m 39s Read more »

TEEN ZONE #3: DMX and The Ruff Ryders - Myth or Conspiracy?


Posted on Feb 04, 2015



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Welcome back to the TEEN ZONE™ with your host Max Scoville. This episode, Max attempts to give his thoughts on DMX and The Ruff Ryders, but is rudely interrupted.

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Nightmare Fuel #3: Porn Star


Posted on Jan 22, 2015



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Welcome to the third episode of Nightmare Fuel, the show in which Brian Altano drinks horrible alcoholic concoctions that shouldn't have ever been invented, let alone consumed by humans. This week's drink is named after videos of people having sex, made with the intention of sexually arousing others. Who would drink that?

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TEEN ZONE #2: Top 5 Ways How To Kiss Better


Posted on Dec 31, 2014



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Welcome back to the TEEN ZONE™ with your host Max Scoville. This episode, he gives some hella sexual tips on how to become a regular Wayne Gretzky of tonsil hockey. That's slang for kissing, loser.

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Length: 2m 37s Read more »

Cooking with Ryan Scott: TCB Holiday Special


Posted on Dec 24, 2014



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How does the world's most culinary-deficient man make Christmas sugar cookies? Very, very badly. Join Comedy Button hosts Brian Altano and Ryan Scott in this heartwarming and gut-wrenching holiday special, as the former attempts (key word: ATTEMPTS) to teach the latter how to bake the simplest possible thing in the world.

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Length: 25m 32s Read more »