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TCB: Episode 33


Posted on Jun 08, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 33

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This week, two-thirds of our cast (including Max's girlfriend and special guest-star Jenn) gets drunk off of the worst booze known to mankind, while the resident manbabies (Anthony and Ryan) are semi-forced to eat terrible foreign candy. It's the Boozeocalypse, the Alcoholocaust, Wine/11 -- whatever you want to call it. You asked for it, people!

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Not-Yet-Scoville.

Length: 1h 20m 1s

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TCB: Episode 32


Posted on Jun 01, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 32

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This week, Brian quit smoking and wants to kill us all, we explore the confusing logistics of being a monster, we never want to play video games with the Joydick, Ryan Scott hosts another Recipe Corner, living with survivalists would be insane, we explain that we are not licensed counselors, we want stupid teenagers to stop having babies, we talk about lots of dumb things we've done, we tell you about our crazy relatives, Ryan shares his Nintendo dreams, we reveal which porn images haunt us, we recall the lies our parents told us, and we consider how hysterical Hell would be.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 11m 41s

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TCB: Episode 31


Posted on May 25, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 31

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This week, we talk all about wrestling moves that double as sex positions, those ridiculous Leprechaun movies, those ridiculous Child's Play movies, Brian's love for Hoarders, the store where manbabies go to die, RoboCop bubble bath, Captain Power toys, Anthony's childhood disdain for personal hygiene, Brian vs. the Amish, the Alcoholocaust, listeners' sex dreams (about us), things we never want to hear during sex, and how staying up too long will turn you into an insane person.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 6m 34s

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TCB: Episode 30


Posted on May 18, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 30

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This week, Ryan is an accomplice to murder, Scott's dad is in the High School Sports Hall of Fame, drug dealers love cartoon characters, '80s WWF got really insane, Max tries to talk about comics, Ryan calls in from the Murder Train, geese are jerks, squirrels are awesome, Brian's mother is surprised that he isn't in jail, drunk college girls remind most of us why we're relieved we aren't single, and the toilet in Pee Wee's Playhouse hates his life.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 5m 9s

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TCB: Episode 29


Posted on May 11, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 29

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This week, after a brief note about podcasting from SPAAAAACE, we chat about how Warhammer figures can save your life, how Santa Claus is always watching you, what happens when you throw toys into ceiling fans, childhood bullies, the porno magazine Max bought on his anniversary, American Stuffers (the greatest show ever), Star Wars character names vs. rapper names, Gremlins 2 (the greatest cartoon ever), Max's Cinco de Mayo Kentucky Derby story, rich people hunting the poor in San Francisco, giant dongs, and Sea World raves.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Length: 1h 4m 29s

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TCB: Episode 28


Posted on May 04, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 28

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This week, we dive into naked stand-up, farting to end a conversation, Scott's podcast from 1986, Ralston brand cereals (and why they didn't make any sense), Transformers in real life, what episode to start on when checking out the GameSpy Debriefings, really racist email, the worst marriage proposal ever, themed weddings, making our future children do everything for us, fake New York movie gangs, the Haight Street Drug Deal game, shameful Google searches, the terrible life of a dog, and the worst of Ruby-Spears Productions' terrible cartoons.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Length: 1h 7m 19s

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TCB: Episode 27


Posted on Apr 27, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 27

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It's the all-relationship episode, where we answer your letters and discuss how to get your lady to kiss you after she's been down there, guest-host Jack DeVries' sex bucket list, butt secks, what to do with a stack of money when you're single, why you shouldn't marry young, how Brian Altano lost his virginity, how Scott Bromley managed to masturbate to Hocus Pocus, growing up (and growing a pair), and relationship advice for cavemen.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Length: 1h 9m 11s

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TCB: Episode 26


Posted on Apr 20, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 26

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This week, former GameSpy editor Will Tuttle joins us to talk about his babies and quiz Ryan on a bunch of things that may or may not be real food. We also talk about Double Dare and... a bunch of other stuff. It's a surprise! Oh boy!

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Will Tuttle.

Length: 1h 10m 47s

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TCB: Episode 25


Posted on Apr 13, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 25

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This week, we discuss why Facebook sucks, why Tinychat makes us feel like we're cult leaders, how we found out our significant others were cool, how Ryan proposed to his wife, the strangest things that have happened to us during sex, how special guest Jack DeVries lost his virginity to Cool Dog, the horrors of hot dog stuffed pizza, attending a DJ battle, newspapers that cater to the homeless, how bullying has changed over the years, sad-faced soda spills, how to write a good email, almost getting murdered on a date, and Ryan Scott's cooking corner.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Length: 1h 12m 40s

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TCB: Episode 24


Posted on Apr 06, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 24

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This week, Max gets a drink thrown on him, Brian explains his hatred of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Scott talks about the world's saddest aquarium, we recall how we learned how to swear, and we learn about "posh wanking." We also talk about popular-but-really-messed-up books, why our generation is a bunch of whiny manbabies, 100-year-olds and Internet age-gates, fat people not wanting to date fat people, urination awkwardness, more dumb press releases, people taking pictures of food with their phones, and the world's greatest rapper.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 1m 47s

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TCB: Episode 23


Posted on Mar 30, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 23

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Starring Jeff Green, Robert Ashley, Shawn Elliott, Anthony Gallegos, Sean Molloy, and Ryan Scott.

Length: 2h 4m 59s

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TCB: Episode 22


Posted on Mar 23, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 22

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This week, we discuss weird ways to finish having sex, looking at Playboy Magazine as adults, awful summer camp stories, why we hate going to the movies, terrible press releases, handmade torture chambers, Ryan Scott's recipe corner, bad first dates, one listener's awkward homosexuality test, and truly miserable greeting cards.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 6m 35s

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TCB: Episode 21


Posted on Mar 16, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 21

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This week's episode is all about fun with model rockets, causing massive amounts of destruction on the night before Halloween, Double Dare (and why it could never happen in 2012), Doug Funnie's impact on the masculinity of America, learning from Maxim magazine, the pitfalls of growing up too fast, another cooking lesson with Ryan Scott, the ghost of Brianna Altano, New Jersey's 2012 mother of the year, meeting a ghost in real life, horse dreams, and cleaning out our manbaby closets.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 1m 23s

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TCB: Episode 20


Posted on Mar 09, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 20

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It's time to discuss homeless San Francisco hyenas, terrible children and the people who have them, Anthony on conciseness, Mario Party drinking games, dumb names for pets, the Ryan Scott Recipe Corner, Tinychat boobies, the transformation of Mr. Hyde into Dr. Jekyll, meeting celebrities, and Shannen Doherty's horrible life.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Length: 58m 44s

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TCB: Episode 19


Posted on Mar 02, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 19

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This week, we stroke our chins and discuss Cheetos etiquette, Anthony's trip to the Image Expo, Star Wars has-beens, baby Wolverine (that is NOT Wolverine), real-life bar fights that aren't nearly as cool as the ones in the movies, Ryan's fighting techniques, Max vs. a human dinosaur, winter underwear, our least-favorite Internet slang, the pitfalls of computer voice recognition, and terrible listener email.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 55m 13s

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TCB: Episode 18


Posted on Feb 24, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 18

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This week, Anthony talks about how much he hates fun, we explain exactly why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the worst ninjas on the planet, Scott and Max discuss their weekend adventures with the Chinese mafia, half the cast pulls knives on the other half, we realize that "the South" is everywhere, some raccoons get trolled IRL, we tell you where NOT to go on a first date, and we wrap up with crack whores and babies.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 7m 9s

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TCB: Episode 17


Posted on Feb 17, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 17

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This week on the Comedy Button, Max plays Santa Claus, Anthony hates on dumb holidays, Scott reviews his birthday gift, Ryan relates his excellent Valentine's Day adventure, we relive our '90s fashion nightmares, Brian admits to seeing Star Wars in 3D, we reminisce about our hometowns (and someone named Scary Gary), we tell you what to drink on your 21st birthday, Brian brings a most horrid makeshift projectile weapon to light, and we realize that old video games suck.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 5m 1s

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TCB: Episode 16


Posted on Feb 10, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 16

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On this week's episode, we share our very special Toys-R-Us memories, recall some truly terrible Halloween costumes, marvel at the amazingness of the Sears Wishbook, cringe at stories of very drunk friends, ponder vegetarian options at steakhouses, consider camping out for Star Wars in 3D, talk about random trips to gay bars, discuss our biggest failures with women, and shake our heads over the weirdest birthday present ever.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Length: 1h 5m 40s

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TCB: Episode 15


Posted on Feb 03, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 15

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This week, the crew jokes about getting older, owning pets (and freaking them out), the greatest movie never made, being the coolest person at the worst job in the world, hot dates at Guitar Center, training dogs in order to impress women, things NOT to do with a woman, Jersey Shore spinoffs, video store nightmares, harsh listener reviews, and tainting work computers with pornography.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 8m 8s

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TCB: Episode 14


Posted on Jan 27, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 14

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This week, we examine the science of gayness (according to our listeners), dumb Amazon wish lists, bus horror stories, setting tree fort traps for Vietcong burglars, porno jackpots, the sad life of the Duffel Bags PR guy, the Justice League vs. world hunger, the continued debate of fart politics and girlfriends, the rules of "OH SNAP!", listener questions, and Ryan's first girlfriend.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 9m 14s

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TCB: Episode 13


Posted on Jan 20, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 13

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This week, we remember why our parents may or may not have thought we were gay during our bromances, how awesome ToyFare Magazine was, how lame some of our childhood toys (like neon Batman figures) were, how awesome others (like ThunderCats) were, how girls failed to remember that handsome Harvey Dent became Two-Face, and how the Real Housewives of Atlanta think black mannequins dressed as slaves can't actually have sex with them.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 44m 23s

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TCB: Episode 12


Posted on Jan 13, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 12

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Put your mittens up, people! This week, we recorded an episode that sucked (so we scrapped it), and then we recorded this one (you get to be the judge of whether this one sucks too!) In any case, we say hello to Ryan Scott's bizarro rapper twin, examine the upper echelon of Snob Hill, discuss the pitfalls of OKCupid, give our advice for name-changing (short version: just rename yourself "Max" like Max did), listen to some terrible theme song submissions, consider having babies (or not), and mock the ridiculousness of truTV. Also: Vajazzling.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 21m 7s

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TCB: Episode 11


Posted on Jan 06, 2012

The Comedy Button: Episode 11

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Our first episode of 2012 brings heartfelt discussion about local crack dealers, the kilometer-high club, horrible Christmas vacation antics, the worst food in the world, Cirque de Noel, Sonic's lowest moment, genius TV commercials, homeless Family Feud, Fleshlights for monkeys, Max's bizarre New Year's adventure, dangerous winter weather, bad Andre the Giant cosplay, bangin' out to Home Alone 2, and kickstarting a Kickstarter.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 32m 57s

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TCB: Episode 10


Posted on Dec 16, 2011

The Comedy Button: Episode 10

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In this week's mysteriously Ryan-free episode, we talk about junk in the trunk (and not the kind you're thinking of), awkward dining experiences, borderline stalking, fun freeway activities, wild bangout situations, Meerkat Manor, hillbilly hand-fishing, the world's worst vending machine guy, Revenge of the Nerds: The Series, more theme song submissions, outlasterbating, proper Fleshlight prep, getting cozy with the vacuum cleaner, the Japanese weather report, indecent proposals, Lindsay Lohan's recent Photoshop adventures, and people we like.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 17m 8s

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TCB: Episode 9


Posted on Dec 09, 2011

The Comedy Button: Episode 9

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This week brings chatter about Pizza Club, womanbabies (i.e. the female analog to "manbabies"), Russian mail-order brides, more reasons why we'd never want to live in Australia, awkward bangout situations, pretending to like stuff that sucks, more awkward restaurant stories, Guntown, caveman games, music (our #1 competitor for some fans!), a lot of people we're grateful to, sex comma pets (it makes more sense when you hear it), and the dingbats at Threadless.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 27m 28s

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TCB: Episode 8


Posted on Dec 02, 2011

The Comedy Button: Episode 8

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After leaving the world's worst tip at a local restaurant, we point out the rock-bottomness of Kmart, get cozy with some YouTube fetish porn, tell you all about the TV Hat, get some insight into portrait studio hell, read some pretty disturbing email (including one about either the world's worst or most awesome mom), discuss the Comedy Button dating game, share our Thanksgiving stories, run down the porno hot list, and listen to some pretty awesome fan-made theme songs.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Length: 1h 26m 51s

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TCB: Episode 7


Posted on Nov 25, 2011

The Comedy Button: Episode 7

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This week's verbal mayhem involves some real-life Beavis and Butt-head adventures (starring two drunk idiots named Brian and Max), awkward Las Vegas clubbing moments, zombie MILF pornstars, fun activities to indulge in while driving, the most insane tattoos ever, the sad state of Connecticut, money shots, fartistry (yes, that's spelled correctly), and drunken online dating antics in the wake of unfortunate breakups.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 21m 6s

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TCB: Episode 6


Posted on Nov 18, 2011

The Comedy Button: Episode 6

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Today, we regale you with our journey to the time warp that is the Sears Portrait Studio, offer up some Miley Cyrus nudes, go to SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEE (our own personal Caddyshack II), talk about a most interesting weirdo we met at a restaurant, make fun of dumb furries, examine Hanna-Barbera's foray into live-action films, talk about bangin' celebs, and discuss losing the big V.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 12m 26s

 

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TCB: Episode 5


Posted on Nov 11, 2011

The Comedy Button: Episode 5

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This week, we recorded in the wake of Max's big 25th birthday celebration. It's time for some stories about not knowing how to tell time, some of the nastiest strippers we've ever seen, getting kicked out of cabs, Scott's completely insane girlfriend, the inevitable Alcoholocaust, riding the redneck short bus, frog dissections for the r-words, trolling our old substitute teachers, and our favorite kinds of hats (it's worse than it sounds).

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 13m 13s

 

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TCB: Episode 4


Posted on Nov 04, 2011

The Comedy Button: Episode 4

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This week, we celebrate Halloween with a bunch of boring Halloween non-stories because we're old and stupid. But we've got plenty of cartoon porn, professional masturbation, weird hairless cats, ice-breaking (literally), lonely basketball hoops, parent-child bonding, and giant dongs to discuss. We also learn whose to-do list Anthony is on (again, literally), and we mull over which celebrities we'd most like to pummel.

Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Length: 1h 4m 1s

 

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