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TCB: Episode 303


Posted on Oct 20, 2017



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We've got the lowdown on career Renaissance faire yeomen (and #yeowomen), and what could happen if they ever enact stricter gun control laws on whatever planet the Predator came from.

Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 39s

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TCB: Episode 302


Posted on Oct 13, 2017



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Get ready for a critical, chin-stroking discussion about our very favorite warning label: that wacky cartoon staple, the skull-and-crossbones.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 59m 34s

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TCB: Episode 301


Posted on Oct 06, 2017



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Introducing Starchy, the world's #1 potato super-fan, and Al'ekz J'on'zz of the River Folk, the star of Middle-earth: Shadow of Infowars.

Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 55m 50s

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TCB: Episode 300


Posted on Sep 29, 2017



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It's our landmark 300th episode! What better way to celebrate this milestone than reminiscing about the world's first podcast circa 1910, wondering what our pets think of our poops, and trying to figure out exactly WTF a goulash even is. In other words, we're awful at celebrating milestones.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 10m 44s

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TCB: Episode 299


Posted on Sep 22, 2017



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This week, we discuss the three founding founders of modern comedy: Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler, and Ed (that fictional baseball-playing monkey from that movie with Matt LeBlanc). We also talk about quicksand, silo explosions, Pecos Bill, popcorn, pizza conventions, action figures, and which form of transportation we'd live in.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville. In loving memory of Ryan Scott, another tragic victim of quicksand.

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Length: 1h 1m 27s

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TCB: Episode 298


Posted on Sep 15, 2017



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We don't know much about babies, but we definitely know a lot about terrible restaurants and dumb cereal box prizes.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 30s

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TCB: Episode 297


Posted on Sep 08, 2017



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Scott went to Michigan again, and... well, Michigan still sucks, everybody.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 10s

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TCB: Episode 296


Posted on Sep 01, 2017



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What do you do when you're in Germany? Well, if you're Brian Altano, you visit a haunted puppet shop and bring your friends a loot crate filled with garbage.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 46m 47s

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TCB: Episode 295


Posted on Aug 25, 2017



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In what is clearly our best episode ever, Ryan hijacks show-hosting duties to explain how he and his father were jointly unable to figure out how a microwave works.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 3m 23s

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TCB: Episode 294


Posted on Aug 18, 2017



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For your consideration, we present "Ryan Orders Room Service: A Short Play."

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 52s

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TCB: Episode 293


Posted on Aug 11, 2017



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Our pal Jack DeVries joins us to answer what is by far the weirdest and darkest dating question we've ever considered. Welcome to the HORROR BUTTON.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 1h 6m 11s

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TCB: Episode 292


Posted on Aug 04, 2017



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Marty Sliva tells us what it's like to be a pub trivia master, and bonds with Ryan over their shared useless knowledge of the Saw film series.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 57m 9s

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TCB: Episode 291


Posted on Jul 28, 2017



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Welcome to the Comedy Button... now co-hosted by an Emmy award-nominated producer! One more item off the bucket list.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 1h 1m 51s

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TCB: Episode 290


Posted on Jul 21, 2017



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Facebook is a bunch of spam bots, the Internet is full of clickbait, and computers ruin everything. Now listen to our podcast about dumb dishes and stupid awful food.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 57m 40s

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TCB: Episode 289


Posted on Jul 14, 2017



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Don't do drugs, kids -- otherwise you'll find yourselves in conversations about Goosebumps, dank memes, Zelda sex toys, and pineapple pangus.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 48m 30s

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TCB: Episode 288


Posted on Jul 07, 2017



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Anthony Gallegos returns! Our old friend's been dealing in shady second-hand motorcycles, nursing a growing collection of pests, and gearing up to participate in a medical study where he gets pumped full of drugs for money. Some things never change.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

If you want even more Anthony, make sure to check out our behind-the-scenes video for this episode!

Length: 1h 1m 8s

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TCB: Episode 287


Posted on Jun 30, 2017



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Our pal Jared Petty stops by to tell us about some super-bodacious skeletons and siiiiiiiiick Trapper Keeper designs.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 5m 55s

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TCB: Episode 286


Posted on Jun 23, 2017



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We get all sexy with our ASCII skills, and Brian tells us about his latest weird trip to Japan.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 58m 29s

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TCB: Episode 285


Posted on Jun 16, 2017



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Little-known fact: 1705 was a great year. We wouldn't believe it either, if we hadn't just made that up.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 17s

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TCB: Episode 284


Posted on Jun 09, 2017



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Marty Sliva is here to help us figure out whether Limp Bizkit vocalist Fred Durst was cool, and reminisce about our favorite fictional portrayals of that hilarious go-to comedy bit, depression.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

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Length: 57m 35s

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TCB: Episode 283


Posted on Jun 02, 2017



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We're sick of all those old, stale, crusty mom jokes... so we've got some real, real good dad jokes for you instead.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 28s

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TCB: Episode 282


Posted on May 26, 2017



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This week, we join in on the adventures of the world's most oblivious farmer/zookeeper, and stuff some old dusty mummies in some loot crates.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 57m 45s

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TCB: Episode 281


Posted on May 19, 2017



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Brian becomes our resident astronomer, Ryan shares his favorite peanut butter recipes, and Scott reminisces about how incredibly lawsuit-prone the Jelly Belly Factory used to be.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 57m 1s

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TCB: Episode 280


Posted on May 12, 2017



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Let's go to Disney World, get drunk at Epcot Center, and laugh at alligators (AKA nature's car accidents).

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 57m 36s

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TCB: Episode 279


Posted on May 05, 2017



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Want to indulge in exotic eateries, and dine on strange and unusual offerings of the fast food gods? Just get in your car and drive, like, an hour, dude. These are the weird and bizarre fast food restaurants we've been to... and want to go to.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 37s

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TCB: Episode 278


Posted on Apr 28, 2017



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Local Animorphs expert Jack DeVries stops by to chat about his leaked noodz and weird upcoming Australian furry gathering.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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Length: 1h 3m 39s

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TCB: Episode 277


Posted on Apr 21, 2017



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It's pet week here at the Comedy Button -- where Brian has a close encounter with a real-life Double Dragon character's dog, Ryan shares his future animal jail's floor plans, and we wonder if snakes are tax deductible for business purposes.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 52m 50s

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TCB: Episode 276


Posted on Apr 14, 2017



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Nick Robinson joins us once again to tell us the secrets of running an underground DDR club and how arcades ruled the world.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Nick Robinson.

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Length: 55m 8s

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TCB: Episode 275


Posted on Apr 07, 2017



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How much does it cost to buy the world's largest Cheeto? What's the best celebrity voice and animal combination? And why does anyone still love Sonic the Hedgehog? Nobody asked these questions, but you're damn sure we have the answers anyway.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Nick Robinson.

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Length: 1h 4m 56s

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TCB: Episode 274


Posted on Mar 31, 2017



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Some things change, and some things never do. Like all the swears. Boy, do we like all that cussing.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 53m 28s

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